Hillary Clinton Dodges Shoe—But What Brand?

Remember when Ms. Rodham said,
“I don’t bake cookies or knead bread!”
The voters lacked all sympathy,
Until an intern bent her knee.

A wife be-cheated, it turned out
Was given by some folks more clout
So, to be thought not a shrew
Must I field a shoe from you?

Please tell me it isn’t so!
I’d rather see your Manolo™
Grace your foot than fly in peril
To meet up with my own Merrell™.

—Posted by IAmNotMakingUp