“Everything happens for a reason.” (Marilyn Monroe)
“Everything happens for no reason.” (Nietzsche)
“Nothing happens for a reason.” (Sartre)
“Nothing happens for no reason.” (Buddha)
“No reason.” (Žižek)
“Right.” (Dolar)
“No.” (Barthes)
“Absolutely not.” [Later:] I miss you, Roland.” (Derrida)
“Quite possibly.” (McLuhan)
[Unearthed:] “Mom?” (Barthes)
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