“Everything happens for a reason.”  (Marilyn Monroe)
“Everything happens for no reason.”  (Nietzsche)
“Nothing happens for a reason.”  (Sartre)
“Nothing happens for no reason.”  (Buddha)
“No reason.”  (Žižek)
“Right.”  (Dolar)
“No.”  (Barthes)
“Absolutely not.”  [Later:] I miss you, Roland.” (Derrida)
“Quite possibly.” (McLuhan)
[Unearthed:]  “Mom?”  (Barthes)

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